Have really taken to my new role as a drama teacher, and put in a stellar performance – though I say so myself – as Professor I C Stars in the Space Mission role plays last week.
Any resemblance to Worzel Gummidge is entirely coincidental.
Another role play involved a cocktail party – not sure they quite got the hang of the ‘cocktail frocks/lounge suits’ dress code –
And then there was the shocking discovery of the panda’s favourite pastime.
After a lesson researching pandas for a piece of writing, my class of 8 year-olds had to produce a report on ‘My Life as a Panda’ and one girl had obviously gone to a great deal of trouble to plumb the depths of panda depravity in the 21st Century.
So much for the panda’s reputation for extreme fastidiousness in the bedrooom department. Am wondering whether to contact David Attenborough.